Pizza. Cats. Teal.

Hit me   Count me in if it's fun. And if there's food.

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

(Source: shalrath, via feat)

— 4 hours ago with 254082 notes

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

(via feat)

— 4 hours ago with 280001 notes

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via oomshi)

— 4 hours ago with 88139 notes

Im only human. Bitterness - runs in my blood.

— 11 hours ago

teentide:

buy me food and laugh at my jokes and i’ll love you forever

(via feat)

— 15 hours ago with 18667 notes
marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

(Source: littleanimalgifs, via thirstfollower)

— 15 hours ago with 116892 notes