Pizza. Cats. Teal.

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Car selfieeeeeehhhhhh cuz wai nots (&besides i think i look good with 1/4 of my face cropped)

Car selfieeeeeehhhhhh cuz wai nots (&besides i think i look good with 1/4 of my face cropped)

— 11 hours ago

The current generation and their (our) need for instant gratification. In the long run it’s gonna bite them (us) in the butt and we’d be so pissed about it cause: “hey that’s rude of you to slap me long after i deserve it”

— 22 hours ago




what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

(Source: realityau, via thirstfollower)

— 1 day ago with 186685 notes


yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

(via alienclubhouse)

— 1 day ago with 185292 notes
"Patrick and I went and saw a movie Thursday night at midnight and I was playing this game called “Make Patrick blush” which basically consists of.. making Patrick blush. He bought the movie tickets so I paid for a cab to the theater. I told Patrick our ride there was a surprise, I had him thinking it was anything from a limo to a semitruck. I had the cab driver pick up whatever cheap flowers he could cause I figured Patrick would laugh it off and throw them out, but he ended up putting them in the bus. He blushed a few times from that, and once when I asked the cab driver how long until we got to the theater because “My boyfriend wanted to get me in the dark theater already,” which resulted in him blushing the worst yet. When we got inside the theater we ended up throwing popcorn at this dude that kept saying “Shhh”, and when I say we I basically mean just me. Id throw popcorn and Patrick would slap my hand. Call me sadistic cause I kept doing it so hed hit me. Wink. Oh and yeah, grabbing his leg also results in a hand slap. Later on I had to piss and Patrick refused to let me go on his legs so I had to walk all the way to the bathroom. Being “sneaky” I came back in the other door and grabbed his shoulders to startle him, this resulted in him dropping the popcorn all over the floor. Haha. And last night we just laid around the bus and talked about things, I told him a lot of stuff Ive been dying to tell anyone, especially him. Everything he said made a lot of sense.. Im not one to get into personal details though. Its just amazing when you can find yourself even closer to the closest person to you in your life. Then again when doesnt he amaze me? Its funny how this little guy means more to me than anything ever could, how over the years hes been by my side when anyone and everyone else would turn their backs."
Pete Wentz’s Livejournal, 2005 (via fallotubyo)

(via xheymoonx)

— 2 days ago with 1611 notes